Cactus Toilet Paper
Who wants to wipe their ass with a fluffy kitty, cotton, or cashmere. What are all these toilet paper companies thinking? The real money is in Cactus toilet paper! You will actually be surprised how soft it is though, even though there is a cactus printed on each square, it is still nice to wipe with (were talking 3 ply here)

Cactus Toilet Paper