If you have an issue, have a tissue! The perfect comeback to someone who will not stop whinning! If you work with someone who contstantly complains then get a few of these rolls and the next time they turn on the waterworks, toss this roll over the cubicle!
This complaint department toilet paper would be perfect on the counter of any mechanics shop. Let your customers know how much you care!
Complaint Department Roll
If you have an issue, have a tissue roll
This is our second roll with slighty modified wording this one says If you have an issue, here's a tissue Both rolls are good if you have a constant complainer.